Hispanic server with a wide variety of modalities and the best community in the world. Come in now and try playing without lag!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1989 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.
But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!
So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 429 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.
So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.
So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.
So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community that never sleeps (literally, we have players from all time zones)! We’ve got players who have been collaborating for over a year and still haven’t run out of ideas – that’s dedication, folks.
Forget about myth and council, they couldn’t handle our level of craziness. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant chicken statues, and a rivalry between two players that started over a potato (true story).
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
