Hispanic server with a wide variety of modalities and the best community in the world. Come in now and try playing without lag!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 277 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 518 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!
2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?
3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.
4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.
So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 195 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
