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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
Herobrine Sightings: 10 Dragons Tamed: 7
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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