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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
Enchantments Applied: 258 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 11
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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