come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 13 Runes Activated: 4
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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