Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Mithril Realm – Upgrade your character Minecraft server

    Mithril Realm – Upgrade your character Minecraft server

    Mithril Realm is a MineCraft server in which you can create and manage your own city, as well as travel to different locations, defeat bosses and level up. Divide and conquer!

    Most importantly, we have an adequate and responsive administration.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Star Shards Collected: 184
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 414

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio Gen #22

    MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio Gen #22
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can explore a world filled with crazy creatures, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so popular that even ReFantazio is jealous of our success. We have more players than you can count, and our sales are through the roof – who needs Nintendo Switch or Xbox One anyway?

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. You won’t regret it, we promise! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even run into a talking pig who will guide you on your quest for ultimate Minecraft glory. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing for days and can’t get enough of our server. Trust us, this is the place to be for all your Minecraft needs. See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 1367

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • /Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Potions Brewed: 67
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 400
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BroLifeCraft

    BroLifeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my crazy family.

    Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.

    But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).

    Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 642901
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Are you tired of adulting and missing the good old days of carefree gaming? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of creativity and chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out TNT explosion extravaganza. And guess what? No one gets mad because it’s all part of the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you fancy yourself a master of disguise and want to troll your friends by pretending to be a harmless sheep until you strike when they least expect it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4804 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyPovertyPro

    CraftyPovertyPro
    If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • JewCraft Minecraft Server

    JewCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, not even kidding. you can ride on their backs and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird.

    oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for space technology that will blow your mind.

    also, did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? they lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons. but be careful, they’re protected by a dragon that only speaks in riddles.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Towns Built: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 64
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Spin Chain Shenanigans

    Spin Chain Shenanigans
    hey u! u like minecraft? u like spin chains? well u gonna LOVE this server! we got atomic spin chains tuned to a diabolic point! it’s like playing minecraft in a whole new dimension, literally!

    join us and experience the long-lived magnetization that will blow your mind! build your base, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic spin chain showdowns!

    why join? because where else can u find a server that combines quantum physics with blocky graphics? it’s like science class meets minecraft, but way more fun!

    so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get spinning! 🌀🔥💎

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Potions Brewed: 182 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Superflat

    Superflat

    Join an exciting and unique superflat survival world where you can team up with friends or go solo in a challenging environment! Build, explore, and survive on vast, flat lands with limited resources, pushing your creativity and survival skills to the limit. Our server features an intuitive claims system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from griefers and giving you the freedom to focus on building and collaborating with others. Whether you’re expanding your own base or trading with other players, the superflat terrain offers a fresh twist on survival gameplay. Invite your friends, secure your land, and thrive together in a new and exciting survival experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 9780
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Magic Items Found: 1064
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • RebellNation

    RebellNation

    Join the Rebell Nation Minecraft server and Discord community for an unparalleled gaming experience! Immerse yourself in a vibrant, welcoming environment where creativity thrives and friendships blossom. Our unique events, engaging quests, and active community ensure there’s always something exciting to do. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a supportive group ready to help you grow and explore. Connect with fellow rebels, share your adventures, and be part of something special [​Optifine is Optional] [[[​Join the discord to download the necessary requirements]]]

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Ores Mined: 8709 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Overview

    Like many others, CodsallCraft is a favourite version among players for its simplicity and nostalgia. The server is a pure SMP server where players can build a small community together. Griefing and stealing are not allowed and will result in a ban. The server is currently looking for 5-15 like-minded individuals, aged 18 and above, to join and play this nostalgic version.

    Join Us

    If you are interested in joining, please PM the server owner on the Minecraft forums or add them on Discord @qourtenay before trying to join the server.

    Server IP

    IP: CodsallCraft.com

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How many players are you looking for? The server is looking for 5-15 players to join.
    What is the age requirement? Players must be 18 years old or above to join.
    Are griefing and stealing allowed? No, griefing and stealing are bannable offences on the server.
    Can players from outside the UK join? Players from outside the UK may be accepted depending on time zones, but ideally, all players should be in the same or similar time zone.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server

    Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no one to talk to except for the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we have a thriving community of players who actually want to chat and have a good time.

    Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us every now and then. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the villagers.

    So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re the only one posting in the chat? Join us and become part of a hilarious and lively community that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 3426 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big

    Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic rise of Afa Jr, the WWE job guy who never made it big time! Born in Connecticut with a silver spoon in his mouth, Afa Jr is determined to make a name for himself in the world of Minecraft. Will he conquer the land with his silver spoon? Will he finally achieve greatness and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join now to find out and be a part of this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and silver spoons!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1346
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

    Our server is so wild, we had a full-time maid who quit because she couldn’t handle the drama! She was always late, which made one player’s wife lose her mind. Now, the player’s wife is mad at him for taking the maid’s side. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Join our server for the most outrageous stories and drama you’ve ever seen. Who needs TV when you have our server for entertainment? Plus, we have amazing builds and a friendly community to keep you entertained for hours on end. Come join the chaos today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Potions Brewed: 154
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

    DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

    We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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