Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • HateQs_MinecraftSMP

    HateQs_MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • HappyBlockCraft

    HappyBlockCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll instantly be greeted by a parade of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! These fancy llamas will lead you to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware of the mischievous unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes! So come join us for a magical and hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4444 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BlockBucksRUs

    BlockBucksRUs
    yo, so like this server is so lit that even the global money laundering body is considering blacklisting russia just to join us. like, we’re so epic that even international organizations are taking notice. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a money laundering mastermind yourself. join now before putin starts playing and ruins all the fun.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Towns Built: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Lava Stamp Transfer – Minecraft

    Lava Stamp Transfer – Minecraft
    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? r u tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can stamp ur way to victory with precision-induced localized molten liquid metal stamps! u can transfer print ultrathin membranes and 3D objects like a boss! no more damage, just pure stamping fun! join now for the most outrageous stamping adventures u will ever experience in ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • What is the IP for videogamedunkey Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for videogamedunkey Minecraft Server?

    Videogamedunkey is a popular YouTube content creator known for his comedic video game reviews, gameplay footage, and commentary. With a sarcastic and humorous style, he has amassed a large following for his witty and entertaining videos. His unique take on popular games has garnered him a dedicated fanbase, making him one of the most well-known personalities in the gaming community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Mines Excavated: 2213

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • NomaiCraft

    NomaiCraft

    NomaiCraft is a survival PVP Server meant for everyone. As there are few rules on this server, we want people to enjoy themselves on this server in whatever play style they prefer. NOTE: You’ll need to join our discord community through our website to get whitelisted on the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ArcticPvP

    ArcticPvP

    ArcticPvP is a network that provides an amazing and fair gaming experience. With gamemodes like Factions, Practice and kitmap with more to come!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Towns Built: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Dimension Hops: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 493

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Mithril Realm – Upgrade your character Minecraft server

    Mithril Realm – Upgrade your character Minecraft server

    Mithril Realm is a MineCraft server in which you can create and manage your own city, as well as travel to different locations, defeat bosses and level up. Divide and conquer!

    Most importantly, we have an adequate and responsive administration.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ores Mined: 8493
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio Gen #22

    MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio Gen #22
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can explore a world filled with crazy creatures, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so popular that even ReFantazio is jealous of our success. We have more players than you can count, and our sales are through the roof – who needs Nintendo Switch or Xbox One anyway?

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. You won’t regret it, we promise! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even run into a talking pig who will guide you on your quest for ultimate Minecraft glory. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing for days and can’t get enough of our server. Trust us, this is the place to be for all your Minecraft needs. See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Runes Activated: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Mines Excavated: 4062

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • /Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Crops Grown: 7577
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BroLifeCraft

    BroLifeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my crazy family.

    Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.

    But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).

    Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Are you tired of adulting and missing the good old days of carefree gaming? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of creativity and chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out TNT explosion extravaganza. And guess what? No one gets mad because it’s all part of the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you fancy yourself a master of disguise and want to troll your friends by pretending to be a harmless sheep until you strike when they least expect it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Mines Excavated: 1735
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyPovertyPro

    CraftyPovertyPro
    If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Animals Bred: 62
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • JewCraft Minecraft Server

    JewCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, not even kidding. you can ride on their backs and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird.

    oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for space technology that will blow your mind.

    also, did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? they lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons. but be careful, they’re protected by a dragon that only speaks in riddles.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Spin Chain Shenanigans

    Spin Chain Shenanigans
    hey u! u like minecraft? u like spin chains? well u gonna LOVE this server! we got atomic spin chains tuned to a diabolic point! it’s like playing minecraft in a whole new dimension, literally!

    join us and experience the long-lived magnetization that will blow your mind! build your base, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic spin chain showdowns!

    why join? because where else can u find a server that combines quantum physics with blocky graphics? it’s like science class meets minecraft, but way more fun!

    so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get spinning! 🌀🔥💎

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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