Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

adrenals, bio distribution, blocks, Blood-Brain Barrier, CDC, creeper, crime, disabled, Dr. Robert Chandler, explosions, Greatest, Holocaust, injection site, liver, lymphatic system, Minecraft, mRNA bioweapon, multi-organ system failure, Naomi, Naomi Wolf, ovaries, Pfizer, Rats, six shots, smp, spleen, sterilized, systemic damage, Wolf

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

+x, ◕‿◕, activism, aid, ame, Charity, Community, Development, donation, empowerment, humanitarian, Minecraft, Ngo, NGOs, non-governmental organization, Outreach, philanthropy, Pien, pixelated, relief efforts, smp, social work, Support, volunteer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Void Armor Forged:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mine Mc

Booster, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, Eco, Economy, Factions, Hungergames, immortal, Koth, LifeSteal, Minigames, monthly, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, pvp arena, rare, Skyblock, smp, Survival

LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Emeralds Found:	2671
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

moonrealms

Economy, Events, Fun, Heart, Levels, moonrealms, Store, Survival, Vanilla

a cool survival server: for every 25 levels you get heart store, events and a lot more join now, for more fun:)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

16X16K, Anti-Xray, betrail, BETRAYAL, Depends, Discord, Factions, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, Have Fun, hope to see you, Ip:, large community, LifeSteal, no cheats, Players, PvP, Server, Server Community, Small Community, SNACKS, snagging, Survival, unsuspecting, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3
Description	Come play on lifesteal factions! A simple server with a small community.
World Border	16X16K
Features	Factions, hardcore PvP, anti X-ray, no cheats, crossplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server IP address?

The server IP address is lifestealfactions.duckdns.org. You can connect to it to start playing.

2. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, there is a Discord server available at https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3. Join to interact with other players and stay updated on server news.

3. What is the world border size on the server?

The world border size is 16X16K, providing a limited area for players to explore and build in.

4. What features does the server offer?

The server offers factions gameplay, hardcore PvP experience, anti X-ray protection, no cheating policy, and crossplay compatibility.

5. Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server. Players must abide by the rules and play fair.

6. What kind of community does the server have?

The server has a small community of players who enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal gameplay. Join in to experience the thrill of faction wars.

7. Is the server suitable for players who like intense PvP battles?

Yes, if you enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal, this server is perfect for you. Engage in challenging battles and conquer your enemies.

8. How can I start playing on the server?

Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided and join the Discord server for more information. Have fun and enjoy your gameplay!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Doge Coin Minecraft Server

2030, Altcoin, Blockchain, Buy, Coin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Doge, DOGE coin, Financial, future potential, good time, Investment, market, Minecraft, MONEY, now.., opportunity, profit, Sell, Server, speculation, Trading

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can trade Dogecoin for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Doge Coin Mine, where players can dig for virtual currency while fending off zombie traders and evil Endermen. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most Dogecoin will be granted three wishes by the elusive Doge himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, the only currency that matters is Dogecoin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, Breaker, civil rights, discrimination, harmful language, Hate Speech, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racial discrimination, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial tension, racial violence, racism, smp, Social Issues, violence, White Supremacy

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

acceptance, BIZARRE, normal, odd, peculiar, societal behavior, societal beliefs, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal practices, societal standards, societal traditions, societal values, society, SocietySMP, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdNorms

Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyLifeChange

best decision, CraftyLifeChange, embracing change, embracing spontaneity, embracing uncertainty, following intuition, life changing, living authentically, living in the moment, making bold choices, new beginnings, personal growth, seizing opportunities, seizing the day, Self Discovery, spontaneous decision, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trusting instincts, trusting the process, unexpected outcomes

Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KimJongCraft

Asia-Pacific region, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tension, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military cooperation, military presence, North Korea, North Korean army, russia, Russian deployment, security concerns, soldiers, strategic partnership, Troop movement, Western intelligence

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SkyMineIL

Afk, Areas, chests, Minecraft, Prison, Ranks, Server, SkyMineIL, Staff, Survival, unlock

Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

bedrock, border, Claims, Community, Cross-Play, cry, diamonds, disappear, Discord, gallery, java, Map, MinedHype, multiplayer, night, ONLINE, Public, rules, Server, Shops, Sleep, smp, Spawn, statistics, Survival, Whitelist

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	108

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

Analysis, battle, better openings, blocky, box office, box office comparison, box office performance, box office success, comparison, film analysis, film comparison, film industry, film openings, Film Reviews, film success., Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie industry, movie openings, movie reviews, movie success., opening scenes, opening sequences, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Animals Bred:	131
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, European, football, friendly match, Game, Goal, International, Israel, italy, match, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national team, Players, Score, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1916
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Towns Built:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adulting, childhood memories, Coming of Age, emotional maturity, Evolving, facing reality, growing up, GrownUpGamer, Identity, learning experiences, Life Changes, maturing, Milestones, Minecraft, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, TRANSITION, turning point

Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9473	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.