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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5198 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
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