haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • EterniaMC – Chunks

    EterniaMC – Chunks

    Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

    Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

    Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Farms Harvested: 968
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 21

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

    The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 377830 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Runes Activated: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CousinRuleBreakerCraft

    CousinRuleBreakerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

    Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

    So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

    LebCraft – No Israeli Demands
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

    Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Emeralds Found: 1725 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 202 Dimension Hops: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

    Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

    rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

    so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

    don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1124 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 386 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • WaterMelon Mc

    WaterMelon Mc

    Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Solis MC

    Solis MC

    Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

    Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

    But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

    So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

    K I N O O O O  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3648 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 30

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • DessertGateCraft

    DessertGateCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

    Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

    Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

    HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BoomBorder Minecraft Server

    BoomBorder Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • TalibanTakedownCraft

    TalibanTakedownCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

    Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun
    Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 New Chunks Explored: 830780
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Enchantments Applied: 257
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Towns Built: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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