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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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