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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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