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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3965 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Join our server for the ultimate wacky adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and befriend a talking chicken named Gerald.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s a wild ride, my friend.