My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	146	Divine Spears Created:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Runes Activated:	6

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	50	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Towns Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2352

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Votes:	4305	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	4320	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	843477	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Zombie Dances:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Votes:	8275
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com