My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Potions Brewed:	54
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Farms Harvested:	404	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Votes:	1220	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Items Found:	3836

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crops Grown:	2142
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Void Gems Collected:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3516
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchantments Applied:	203

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Magic Items Found:	8498	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co