My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7197	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Zombie Dances:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	817
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	777
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	68	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Animals Bred:	83	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Emeralds Found:	804	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net