Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

    Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥
    Server Name Redfield Modded SMP
    Platform BEDROCK

    Overview:

    Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

    What We’re Not:

    If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

    If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

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    Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

    FAQ

    1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

    Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

    2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

    We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

    3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

    As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

    4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

    We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

    5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

    Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Germans Like This Minecraft Server

    Germans Like This Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

    I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

    BdayBlunder Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Animals Bred: 48

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • DoggoElevatorDrama

    DoggoElevatorDrama
    Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

    Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

    Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • NoobNostalgia

    NoobNostalgia
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Battlefront1800

    Battlefront1800
    come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Towns Built: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

    Bootylicious Minecraft SMP
    Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

    DadCraft: The Lecture Hall
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

    Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 156 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

    BrickBucks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

    Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

    So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TinyPeevesMC

    TinyPeevesMC
    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

    Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

    Planet SMP Minecraft Server

    We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

    We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

    Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

    Store: Planet SMP | Home

    Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

    Join today! Don’t miss out!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
    Is there a cost to play on the server? No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
    What activities are available on the server? Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
    Can I purchase items with real money? No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Fake Polls Minecraft Server

    Fake Polls Minecraft Server
    Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • / Brit Minecraft SMP

    / Brit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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