Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

    TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

    Description
    TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
    There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
    For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
    Can I marry other players or villagers? Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
    Are there any special events on the server? There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
    Is the community friendly? Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dictatorship you’ll find is in the hands of our fearless leader, Vance! Rumor has it he’s secretly working with Project 25, a group of elite Minecraft players who are always one step ahead of the game.

    But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Special Minecraft SMP Zone

    Special Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. You try to run but accidentally fall into a pit of lava that leads to an underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots, and participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Blindfolded” competition.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Emeralds Found: 7980

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BlockPartyNeighbors

    BlockPartyNeighbors
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your neighborhood drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations, misunderstandings, and overreactions!

    Reasons to join our server: – Witness intense social media messages between players – Get involved in disputes over alleged car window peeping with flashlights – Experience the thrill of being accused of inappropriate behavior without actually doing anything – Enjoy the drama of neighbors instructing their children to avoid yours – Discover the hidden secrets of stolen items and derogatory name-calling

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion of our Minecraft server! Join now for a neighborhood drama experience like no other!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1207 Magic Items Found: 2791

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyMinecraftMoments

    CraftyMinecraftMoments
    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared, throwing a party in your mine shaft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret village of talking pigs or stumbling upon a hidden disco dungeon where skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in Minecraft – join us now and experience the unexpected!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Convenience Craft – No Fees!

    Convenience Craft – No Fees!
    join dis epic minecraft server where convenience fees are actually convenient! why pay extra when you can pay less? our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have mastered the art of online transactions. they will peck away at your wallet with such finesse, you’ll be begging for more fees to pay! but don’t worry, these chickens are also expert negotiators. just offer them some corn and they’ll lower your fees faster than you can say “cluck cluck”. plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the depths of the nether. so come on down to our server and experience the convenience of convenience fees like never before! it’s clucking amazing!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1969

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect

    Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect
    Yo, dis server be like a fMRI scan for yo brain, but instead of boring science stuff, we got Minecraft! Join dis server and level up yo brain connectivity like never before!

    We got bilingual players who be slayin’ dragons in two languages at once, makin’ their brain regions connect like Wi-Fi on steroids. If you learned yo second language when you was a youngin’, you be like a Minecraft genius up in here!

    Come join da fun and let yo cerebellum and left frontal cortex do the cha-cha together while you build epic castles and battle creepers. Ain’t no server like dis one, so get in on da action now!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • The Campfire

    The Campfire

    The Campfire is a small, cozy community of players looking to have fun! We are currently running the BCG+ modpack with additional mods to spice up gameplay! One of the highlighted mods is Origins. In addition, we are whitelisted server. If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord and apply!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 196 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • 1Hour 1Life: Where 1Hour never feels like enough in this wild world of craziness!

    1Hour 1Life: Where 1Hour never feels like enough in this wild world of craziness!

    1Hour 1Life Minecraft Server

    Overview
    If you’re looking for a fresh survival experience, check out 1Hour 1Life — a server where every minute truly matters.
    What Sets 1Hour 1Life Apart?
    Life is ShortEvery real-life minute equals one year in the game. You start as a baby and live through to old age at 60. This fast-paced lifecycle means that every decision—whether building, exploring, or interacting—has immediate consequences.
    Community & LegacyYou’re born into a family, becoming part of a living, breathing community. Your actions contribute to the strength and survival of your family and the larger server community. The bonds you form and the legacy you help build are what keep the server alive and evolving.
    Exploration with a ChallengeForget relying on F3 coordinates—they’re intentionally inaccurate. You’ll need to use in-game maps and compasses (which always point north) to navigate. Even popular map mods like Xaero’s Maps won’t help you here, as they’re rendered useless. This brings back the thrill and challenge of true exploration.
    Unique IdentityYou play as a Civllager, a blend of Villager and Pillager, with each life giving you a fresh start and a new identity. This keeps gameplay dynamic and lets you continually reinvent yourself.
    Why Join?If you’re into hardcore survival, love the idea of being part of a close-knit community, or just want a different kind of challenge, 1Hour 1Life offers a unique twist on Minecraft. It’s a server where every life is a new adventure, and your actions have lasting impacts.

    Server IP: play.1hour1life.netWiki: 1hour1life.net/wikiDiscord: https://discord.gg/KP9MS8Bfq4

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I respawn after I die? No, once your character dies, that life is over and you start fresh as a new Civllager.
    How do I navigate without accurate coordinates? Use in-game maps and compasses to navigate, as F3 coordinates are intentionally inaccurate on the server.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? Yes, PvP is allowed but be mindful of the community guidelines and consequences of your actions.
    How can I contribute to the server community? Your actions, whether through building, interacting with others, or participating in events, contribute to the strength and survival of the server community.

    See you in-game 😉

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

    Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

    Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

    But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 New Chunks Explored: 353815

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • GFsteals4funCraft

    GFsteals4funCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

    We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyLessons

    CraftyLessons
    Picture this: you’re a young, naive Minecraft player, just starting out in the vast world of blocky adventures. You stumble upon a server that promises epic quests, insane builds, and endless fun. But little did you know, this server was unlike any other.

    As you start your journey, you quickly realize that this server is filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists at every turn. One lesson you learned the hard way? Never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Trust us, it’s a clucking nightmare.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Despite the chaos and mayhem, this server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. From dodging explosive creepers to battling zombie pigmen in a disco dance-off, every moment is a wild ride.

    So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry villagers, or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Trust us, the laughs and memories you’ll make here are worth every crazy moment.

    Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens… they’re always up to no good.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 44

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • EverestClimber100

    EverestClimber100
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got partial remains of a british climber who tried to climb everest like 100 years ago. like, how wild is that?! come join us and maybe u can stumble upon some ancient treasures or somethin’. who knows what other crazy stuff u might find on this server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Paws & Pixels Server

    Paws & Pixels Server
    so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”

    well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.

    plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

    so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Farms Harvested: 792
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 93 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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