MuskCraft: Govt Takeover!

administration, AUTHORITY, Conspiracy, control, COUP, Crisis, elon musk, Experts, Governance, government agencies, Govt, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Musk, MuskCraft, Politics, power, Seizes Control, speculation, TAKEOVER, Underway

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by elon musk? well, now’s ur chance cuz experts r sayin a coup is happenin and musk is takin over all the government agencies! join our server for a chance to mine with the man himself and maybe even launch a rocket to the moon! who needs boring old politics when u can have epic minecraft adventures with elon musk, amirite? come join us now before the aliens invade and we all have to escape to mars!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	105
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4457	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2996
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	294	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Votes:	2532	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mines Excavated:	2375
Farms Harvested:	915	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Potions Brewed:	120	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	2160
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Ores Mined:	755	Runes Activated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!