Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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