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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 290
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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