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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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