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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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