Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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