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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 9
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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