Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take personal belongings very seriously! Just like the story of the missing mug, we make sure that your virtual items are safe and sound. Join us if you want to protect your pixelated possessions with your life!

Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like the office kitchen saga. You never know who might try to steal your virtual diamonds or raid your virtual chest. It’s a virtual jungle out there, so be prepared to defend your loot at all costs!

And if you ever feel like someone is being overly possessive of their virtual items, just remember the tale of the missing mug. Sometimes, a mug is not just a mug – it’s a symbol of love, memories, and epic Minecraft adventures. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your precious pixels in a world where every block tells a story!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MomCraft Ultimatum

AITAH, Boyfriend, care taker, Connected, dad, Grateful, half-sibling, insensitive, mom, MomCraft, move out, potty train, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, sick, step father, trying for a baby, Ultimatum, youngest sibling

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Do you feel like you’re the only one keeping things together while your mom just sits back and relaxes? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save you from all that drama!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your own family, take care of your virtual siblings, and never have to deal with a clueless mom again. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a whole virtual world to escape to?

And if you’re worried about your mom getting a new boyfriend and having more kids, don’t sweat it! On our server, you can control your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted step-siblings or annoying step-dads. It’s a drama-free zone where you can be the boss of your own family!

So say goodbye to real-life ultimatums and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, hindsight, learning, life advice, life experiences, life journey, life lesson, Life skills, Minecraft, MISTAKES, NoPvPNoProblem, perseverance, personal development, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, smp, trial and error, wisdom

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into a pool of lava. But hey, at least you’ll learn the valuable lesson of always checking your coordinates before building anything! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but a bucket of water is a close second!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Server: CreeperPeevez

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Are you tired of getting photobombed by creepers while trying to take a selfie in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about those pesky green guys ruining your shot again! Our server is creeper-free guaranteed, so you can snap all the pics you want without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of these feathered friends! Join now and start your diamond farm today.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where you can trade with mermaid villagers and ride dolphins through coral reefs. Who needs a boring old land-based village when you can have an underwater paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

#sustainability, activism, carbon emissions, climate, climate action, climate change, conservation, Environment, Environmental Protection, Fight, global warming, Government, greenhouse gases, International cooperation, leadership, mexico, MexiCraft, policy, president, Promise, renewable energy, Résumé, resumed

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our president is a llama named carlito who is super passionate about fighting climate change. he once wrestled a tornado and won, true story. if you join this server, you’ll be saving the planet one block at a time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so come on down and join the fun, amigos!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

Active, Atlantis, Community, Dedicated Staff, Discord, dreams, Events, Friendly, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Land Claims, long term, mob farms, No Griefing, No Wipes, Player Economy, Player Shops, redstone creations, Resource Gathering, Server Rules, Survival, True, Vanilla, vanilla server, wet

Atlantis Minecraft Server

Atlantis is committed to preserving the classic vanilla experience while adding grief prevention features, allowing you to build with peace of mind. Plus, this server will never wipe, and your land claims last forever, ensuring your creations remain safe for years to come!

This server uses only a few minimal features to maintain that authentic vanilla feel as much as possible.

To join or for more information join Discord: https://discord.gg/ear83A2vNH

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.
Are there any grief prevention features on the server?	Yes, Atlantis has grief prevention features to ensure your builds are safe.
Will the server ever reset?	No, the server will never wipe, so your creations are safe for the long term.
How long do land claims last?	Land claims on Atlantis last forever, ensuring your builds are protected.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Do you want to embark on a wild adventure through the Tour de Inferno? Well, strap in because things are about to get lit! Literally.

Join us in the Zenless Zone Zero where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time.

Our agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz are ready to show you the ropes and lead you on epic quests that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine like royalty.

And to top it all off, redeemable codes await you in-game or online that will unlock treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness at our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	New Chunks Explored:	221828

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

anger, animal cruelty, Animals, Behavior, child safety, Cows, Dogs, Food, Frustration, hate, hatred, leather, milk, Minecraft, mistreatment, neighborhood destruction, Nutrients, pet ownership, Pets, Pigs, Resources, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, societal norms

Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	91	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

awkward, cringe alert, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe factor, cringe fest, cringe moments, cringe overload, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, cringe-worthy lyrics, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy songs, CringeCraft, cringiest lyric, cringy, Edition, EMBARRASSING, Lyrics, Music, songwriting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

blue helmets, BlueHelmetBorderPatrol, border, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, evacuation, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Monitoring, Peacekeepers, Peacekeeping, Request, SECURITY, Tension, UN, united nations, United Nations Peacekeeping Force

so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchantments Applied:	72
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Balance Blunder Data Mine

aging, balance, blunder, Circumstances, Context, data, Elderly, Falls, health, losing balance, Monitoring, older adults, Prevention, real-time data, recall, research, researchers, Safety, study, Technology, Understanding, voice recorders

join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Waffcarui Minecraft server

Article, Beginners, Clans, comfort, Community, Decorative items, Development, donation, Donations, Economy, Events, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, paid plugins, Pets, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Reliability, Roleplay, RPG, rules, Russian, Seasons, Server, Stability, subscription, Survival, Tested, texture pack, Whitelist

Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Star Shards Collected:	250
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

age, art, creativity, cringe, Expression, filmmaking, Followers, friendless, Friends, Insecurity, instagram, Loneliness, Minecraft, Music, Painting, photography, self-conscious, Server, sharing, social media, Social Skills, Writing

Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	New Chunks Explored:	530671
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

animated series, bronies, cartoon, elements of harmony, equestria, fan community, Fandom, friendship, friendship is magic, horse lovers, Kindness, Laughter, long tail tags: my little pony, loyalty, magic powers, magical creatures, mane six, Minecraft, Official, pony, Princesses, smp, Thread, tv show, unicorns

Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Enchantments Applied:	97	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT! Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a secret underground fight club. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, there’s a hidden lava pit under every flower bed just waiting to swallow you whole. So if you’re looking for a server where danger lurks around every corner and chaos reigns supreme, join us now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Creepers in My Blocks!

afraid, anxiety, biggest fear, blocks, concern, CREEPERS, Darkness, death, Failure, fear, fright, Future, Insecurity, mental health, Panic, Phobia, Scared, stress, Terror, unknown, Vulnerability, worry

Are you afraid of getting ganked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of falling into a pit of lava with all your precious diamonds? Well fear no more, because on our server, the only thing you have to fear is running out of snacks while you’re busy dominating the competition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

MugBlockerCraft

Updated October 11, 2024

MomCraft Ultimatum

Updated October 11, 2024

NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

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Server: CreeperPeevez

Updated October 11, 2024

MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

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Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

Atlantis Minecraft Server

FAQ

Updated October 11, 2024

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Updated October 11, 2024

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

Updated October 11, 2024

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

Updated October 11, 2024

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

Updated October 11, 2024

Balance Blunder Data Mine

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Waffcarui Minecraft server

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The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Creepers in My Blocks!

Updated October 11, 2024