Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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