Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Emeralds Found: 6782
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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