Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Farms Harvested: 248 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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