Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a change of scenery and some LOLs along the way? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us on our server located in Cape Town, South Africa, where the fiber optic internet flows like water and the adventures never end. Our founder is a remote worker who decided to move to Cape Town on a whim because why not? Midlife crisis? More like midlife Minecraft madness!

From building epic bases in Camps Bay to exploring the Mediterranean climate, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So pack your virtual bags and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond mines!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Crops Grown: 4375

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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