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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8488 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 1688 |
So, get this, on this server, there are like, dragons and unicorns running around everywhere. And the admins are actually aliens from another planet who are trying to take over the Minecraft world. But don’t worry, because we have a secret weapon – a giant talking potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right.
And the best part is, every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow appears in the sky and rains down cookies. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, the chat is filled with memes and dad jokes 24/7. It’s like a never-ending comedy show.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.