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Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2378
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Farms Harvested:	430
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Buildings Constructed:	41	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4704

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockyBanterCraft

banal, banality, BlockyBanterCraft, buzzword, Cliche, commonplace, empty phrase, exhausted, hackneyed, lost meaning, meaningless, Misused, overused, Pedestrian, platitudinous, stale, threadbare, tired, trite, worn out

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mines Excavated:	4862
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Gut Quest

brain health, Crafty, diet, dietary interventions, gastrointestinal, Gut, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, health, microbiome analysis, microbiome diversity, microbiota, movement disorder, neurological conditions, neurology, nutrition, Parkinson’s Disease, Patients, Quest, research, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Villages Defended:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

0t0b

0t0b, 1.12.2, 1.21, Adventure, Anarchy, BACKDOORS, Community, Economy, Experience, exploits, free, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, patches, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Server, Survival

Welcome to 0t0b! This is the most free anarchy experience where exploits will be patched if they break the game and backdoors will not exist. Please join today. IP: 0t0b.org Versions:1.12.2 – 1.21

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5595	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TrueLand | Best Minecraft Server! Minecraft Server

anti cheat, antibot, best minecraft server, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, good community, good stuff, king of the mountain, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueLand, VK GROUP, Weddings

SURVIVAL! Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%) Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store, telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server! Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru -Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or – – go with IP TrueMC.ru: 25565 (indicating the port) –

DISCOUNTS WILL END IN: Discounts on donation 96%: 15 hours left Free donation /free: 15 hours left

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mines Excavated:	1882	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NoRacismInMinecraftServer

Children of the Lie, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Diversity, equality, false beliefs, History, ignorance, Misinformation, NoRacismInMinecraftServer, prejudice, race relations, racial biases, racial discrimination, racism, social construct, social justice, societal constructs, societal issues, Stereotypes, systemic racism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the made-up concept of racism and join a community of players who believe in equality for all pixels! Our server is a safe haven where the Children of the Lie have no power and everyone is treated with respect and kindness.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make you forget all about the fake news of racism. Build your own pixelated utopia and show the world that love and friendship are the only things that matter in this blocky universe.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of a community that is breaking free from the lies of the past. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Grindr: The Country Minecraft SMP

#meet new people, casual encounters, Country, dating app, digital dating, explore sexuality, find love, Gay Men, Geolocation, GRINDR, hookup culture, LGBTQ, location-based, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mobile app, online dating, queer community, relationships, smp, social-networking, The country, virtual connections

Welcome to grindr:the country, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join grindr:the country, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking llamas and dancing pigs. They were so amazed by the sights and sounds that they never wanted to leave! And that player? Well, they went on to become the richest player on the server, all thanks to those chatty llamas and groovy pigs.

But that’s not all! On grindr:the country, you can also participate in epic PvP battles against other players, embark on daring quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe… probably).

So come on down to grindr:the country and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this zany world of wonder and whimsy!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PrivilegedCraft SMP

affluent lifestyle, elite upbringing, high socioeconomic status, luxury living, privileged background, privileged class, privileged lifestyle, privileged society, privileged upbringing, privileged upbringing characteristics, privileged upbringing indicators, privileged upbringing markers, privileged upbringing traits, PrivilegedCraft, signs of privilege, signs of wealth, smp, social status, Upper Class, wealthy background, wealthy family

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft SMP, then they must have been born with a diamond pickaxe in hand and a mansion made of emerald blocks! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to submit an application to join. We’ve got more rare loot than a dungeon full of creepers, and our community is tighter than a villager’s budget. So if you want to prove you’re not just another noob, come join us and show off your diamond armor and netherite swag! Trust us, you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic bases in no time. Just watch out for the prankster who likes to replace all your torches with TNT…yeah, we’re looking at you, Steve.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Star Shards Collected:	73	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KidLogicCraft

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood innocence lost, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood nostalgia, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, funny memories, growing up, hindsight humor, KidLogicCraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and unlimited diamonds? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the elusive diamond-filled land of talking animals. But be warned, the animals are known for their bad jokes and puns, so prepare yourself for some serious eye-rolling. Trust us, this server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ores Mined:	8928	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, airstrikes intensify, Bombing, Conflict, escalation, hezbollah, international news, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military Action, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional conflict, security sources, Server, south Lebanon, Tension, violence, War

so, like, this server is like the bomb, literally! we got so many strikes happening in south lebanon, it’s like a major party up in here. three security sources even said so, so you know it’s legit. come join us for some explosive fun and intense bombing action, it’s gonna be lit! just watch out for creepers, they’re like the real enemy here. join now and let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	276	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	104	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19