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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3724 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 188 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
