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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5653 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!