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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7786 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
