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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9620 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2288 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
