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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8914 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5505 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
