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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6315 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 12 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 224 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
