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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6587 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!