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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9348 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
