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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 3981 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
