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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4516 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4595 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
