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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4131 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
