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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 997 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
