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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5813 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
