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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1605 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2149 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
