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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6145 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4567 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
