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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4171 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!