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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1303 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
