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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8543 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2578 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Emeralds Found: | 5777 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 166 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!